Tryna Be A Man Da

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“Tryna Be A Man Da”

#12 Thus Spake Ill

 

Can I get an A for this dude trying to be a man

Da thats me can you keep up with these stanzas?

Ego straight bitch, I hugged myself into da clink got me poppin what they say black my lashes up a bit cause im back full attack this time brought my pack of cigs cause i aint no princess biznotch for the kids said my piece bout the neck now im reping where im at cause im underground for good but im sticking with the facts

Im a chick weak clique but im straped with rhymes for miles 

I was raised in the burbs, hip hop brought me smiles

took me out the picket fence, ima henchmen on the bend   

cause I call my daddy Wu when I feel i gotta vent

Emcees came and went, mentally in flames, I'm spent,

Sent on a death dash every fool who on the set

Wanna talk lead shower but they flows go sour

Cause beyond the surface top live a girl who got power

So heres your princess, simply distresslesss

You can shake me poke me rape me but I never will confess,Cause this chick god blessed with a love for mental festering,One day ill caress all you heads with messy things

Cause yeah I'm kinda goth with a buttress fully stocked,

While im strapped embedded locked in a Tabernacle box

Like a fox in a den except im hungry for the shocks

Take me out rent me PLEASE I got the pussy chicken pox

Wanna hop and skip your pulses make you ask ya dude what? 

Cause I Love this shit to pieces but not sure if you inoculated, yet, if you crew, if you hear with one or two, can you recognize game if I’m rocking me some blues?

Can’t subdue my endless chew out of these rappers in the stew cause I got a lot of flavor you can call me bouillon cube, NET worth: Lambourghini, Horsepower: Fettuccini, 

My torque dependent upon my vials from Houdini,

I fade in and out but i was made to get it out

I shout I rap Ill trap you and believe me Ill attack

After taking out your ribs im going straight for the calf,

One day this ill I got’ll spat upon the track, but for now I keep on cackling’ cause you still think Its an act

I used to lose it get confused when emcees spew clever cues,

Now im the same way I stick em just right where I choose

Im amanda kellah Hamlin, sent to end the damn parade

Here to set your float ablaze, Ill ruin anybody’s day

I’m a sinner please forgive me but my niche just needs a fix,

My pseudo-afro pick tell you I somewhat give a shit

I crave a taste of brave I'm the cool from out the cave

I'm a kiss on killahs graves guess how I praise the ones who ain’t been laid

your a little turned away so off with all your thoughts

I’m a little sharp spark pluggin straight into ya heart 

I'm the noose Im the dart Im the devil little nark

Im inertia, im the reincarnation and the start

My death wish bleeds like a bitch does from her knees

I never tease but damn how I can keep sleezes like a Super righteous sniper I bukkake by my Mic-holds, check my prose, then repeat, you swear to god how I disclose

In my mind like a samurai im a truely blesed emcee

You showed me code I held on tight through the doom and out the free,

Still rock in slow motion you get owned by my sticky tricks

The next side winder up dominatrix 

Shit gets risky when fools wanna roast my mind

like dietitions saying fist sized chicken cut'll get you right

Never slay but rule of thimble kinda nice

You ain't a head until you got mad plights trying to blind ya this hip hop plight like demons feeding mice

 provide flows by rhyme alone without context get you toast! If my tongues kinda tied ill la la la till the pen dies but when I’m outta tries, its t9ime to recognize.  

But never do I fade out; I keep it on track, 

I puff I pass to you be from my soul and not my ass 

Because I’m a little spacey while the rest are kind janky,

I expect your ass to thank me from tid-bits from my compilation, 

Smoke cigs in front of your kid, Pompous my main gig, 

I trump your game in skill but speed remains with those who stick with it, 

I ride it out I write it down I’m forever underground

Ima pass on dthis, said I when I shoulda wowed

brass tax straight up this shade of pink ain’t tough 

from this side of the court I rep the spot but you all are stuck, I'm a HUE-man, a white whore wit some poise, I swat at your flies for your cause my arms my only toy I chase beat shoot the shit and claim crime be on the rise just cause I can’t see nobody smiling wide outside my lion pride

 

Ode to Raz-Pro

 

My beat maker, my master mood savior, 

my go to foolproof mood protector frown corrector 

my daily vibe my stable mind my any day and night 

this rhyme i write a gift for my prize delight

 my metronome blessed - my guru muse my influence

my holy vibe my godly shine - my all caps raz pro delectable divine

righteous mighty MPC Mack daddy prodigy

Hes boss he’s keys he’s band he’s strings

My score my soundtrack writer all star oddessyziom

 the ping, the bass, the chime 

the snare the synth, the shine 

the xylophones the i dont know but 

His touch a mix of heaven bliss and ridiculous

so wholesome nourishing my soul, bustin timeless talent one of a kind 

Audio gold miner funky obscure sample finder 

museum artist prime matrix agent loft findings found you heart of gold 

he’s destination tokyo, illustration nuts and bolts, 

my scientist my wizard my merline 

my alien toe, my beach ball, 

south beach swazee, my fruity daily dose,

But like Maximus he’s my inner child crying like dude how’s you know, that one got me in my soul 

Your Melodie’s I praise - been a decade mountain king 

I wish that I could thank him better, 

cause he’s top shelf drank. Flank steak The Highest ranking most decorated All Star,

 general my Ray my god of war ship,

 my winner, my warmth, my provider, my Force, my Air my sky brightest constellation and horizon

Hes hightier ! My dream catcher , heart of jupiter, 

Far out but my maestro, serenader, my power my fire, my across the pond God

from his deck and off his plank the tracks he cranks like Angel falls, the Hydro 

He fuels my days my inner city tiles hes bank 

the DAMN that Generates my mellow matrix

chase oh I’m rich as fuck because this UK Saint !! He’s my favorite ever I tell a fucking deaf and dumb kid that RAZ PRO the best artist to have ever lived! 

Lucky me, basking endlessly for free,

His supremacy a delicacy, a portrait of nobility,

hes a gentleman, a beauty, a truly generous machine

my grimy pirate ass Coppped em all on p2p

over 80 albums of instrumentals he showed me who j dilla be, 

He made me a beat junkie, hip hop rapping queen

The chick with dope set on deck 

i kept slanging thinking ooh i was thug but nah, im a theif, 

sleeping in his labryrith, the hard stuff, an occassion 

A skank Rapping over fabulous batches of boom baps all caps tracks

Now i owe back my soul, im so endebted to this pro

Little do he know ive only begun to dig my shovel and unfold all his beloved instrumentals 

and ive hardly even touched the ones that he wrote

Thats right his raps are yet to be selected

i am saving those for when i can listen close to get to know him

So far his flows are the tightest ever and his lyrics are dope, so its safe to say i have decades more of him to devour

So raz god bless you your home your fam your lass 

I'm just a fan no not 

Pink Heaven

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"Pink Heaven"

Collab with Sean Day

  

Pink pink pink pinky promise me this,

One day you'll slip a little ring around my finger 

youll pay kush price bag, bag your self a lil dime 

by the end of the night, white gown fall down 

your bride said somethin' at the altar, boiut a vow...

bout a life devout 2 cars 1 house , but lil man, yeah yea

that aint what it about. This king's 1 dream for the rest of eternity

is the pink pink heaven, wet sleeve between her knees

that cleavage sure, exciting, tight ass yea inviting, but 

wholely Garden he water water rock hard throbbin since a child

its the pink, ladies , thats the WAP PUSSY Heaven Feminine mystique 

in case the kids were sleeping in or never got the dish

skin-deep, pbiz white bitch got u beat

so sweet, fucka uggly brother cause she that freak 

licked more peck than peter piper could have picked pickles

cause her pink 10 toes down her throat ten-fold most   

SOO Excuuuuuse Me, Mister , Riddle me this, sister

if my lips stick were caught upon a brothers tank,

No shade, can't throw notting, the THOT gona stain

No doubt, ME, i'm the  chain, en garde , PINK PINK

every dude around the bay be feigning for my tang

Just takes One taste, hes a GONE, rest in peace

this shade, this PINK, got wives losing sleep

this good throat put my bounty at a hundred G    

Staynd back cause my wetness from my lips kiss

reflect of the crescent moon to the south pacific

mist rising from the splashes of a million fishes 

its opulence its excellence its fuckin early christmas

Pink heaven, aint no body need no antidepressents

So good middle east gona get they own disney

 

Mc Sneakin' Snacks

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"MC SNEAKIN' SNACKS"

#1 Reign of Meh

 It's mc  sneakin snacks, in your kitchen after hours snatchin crumbs up off your counters battle raccoons for the scraps

you leftovers aint got a chance, cause without warning, i'm enjoying all 5 courses while you snoring

Your microwave i be employing 

And packed lunch im destroying

Tall Ass Tails

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"Tall Ass Tails"
#3 - Reign of Meh
Im a tall as fuck, lil chubby slutt
my daddy gave me long legs , my brother a upper cut
My BOmb rack achey back whoa I'm breaking necks
Thank christ my blue eyes my ma, ma(y) sassy ass
Cash my pride ousside, glutt(on) ride or die
but I'm too tall wu yall try to climb my heightsCause where my hips begin
A kids head cant comprehend
He can reach the legal drinking age, top shelf yeah OK 
But still way out of range if he tryna lick a babe 
The air is nice up here
Thinner than a hymen or red cunt hair !
Less pressure on my chest breasts be popin up and out my blouse 
Like kinky melons keeping men's milky dripping down his trou
No doubt my I'm fun like a birthday bounce house
shake and jiggle skin and sinning
Wet Lips whistling im a sirening come hither yeth bish
I'm a tall tale, white wale, Shakespeare, J Brashear , 
Thus Spake Francais, Dem sang Whoday, WHo?
I'm a real femme fatale, check your.pulse and pinch yourself, 
legends of the ridden mental case 8th Dimension space ragin Dame 
 
I'm taller than the deepest part of the atlantic deep 
I'd hit the pool with yall but the lifeguards panic
The hights i reach well let me see
my diving board sits between the ozone and himalayan peaks 
From the appalachian moonshine makers hideouts be my hollar
And at these alts the O2 be a shock and collar
twice the ventilation, half the molecules for taking
gotta train your respiration lest you in danger of fainting 
Sleeping on your breathing speed gets u dizzy or IQ dippin'
Clumsy ain'tt cute - 1 fell swoop , I mistep, 1 bloop, 
and im a cracker crumbling down twin tower
It's a shame to see  - A sorry sight my final breath 
ain't gonna  Raise a single hair Or scare a feral cat on crack
 Cause it's just an NFL Sunday night tackle  - A lil trip a slip on ice,
To the rest of yall - 10 times you fall down and a dozen you get up but for me ? It's a looooong way down
 
Cause I'm as tall as the [(PCO) road ]pacific coast highway be everlong
To hear you speak i gotta stop drop it low stoop to the ground
My posture top-notch n proper, priority Importance 
so open my throat in and out its a leanring curve no doubt
I smoke my lungs out but my diaphram my well (my god) (enough)
the life line light pulse the power to keep on keeping on
my ribcage weights upon my frame on me like a cast iron stake gate
im winded like a kokopelli loki shaman goblin, mate
out of breath when u this size, gravity a real force (a bitch)
like survivin' be a tough blood, Metabolic burn work 
im chubby but im loveley, fluffy big boned sports authority  
but that dont mean Im sloppy..wap .how FIT Ness
a long legged lady's lifelong nemesis - for as long as I belong to physic laws
i wanna body strong femur bone lean as a lemur tail be long
 but no gym rat or vain ass shallow Venus thirst ever, 
nah, my looks be the devil, catching lusts of innocents, a curse
 
my genes, my height my mighty FINE trite
Righteous white christ elitist believe me ! I beat the smight
Im NICE like my pool is cool with chu no dice
Top of Stalin's wishlist, Im hitler's top five
A couple hunned years of courtship, matching arms, debutant balls
girdle lady maiden dainty damsels in waiting
for suitors pre-approved packing family jewels 
boogies silver spoon heirloom fancy handles 
sets of master rooms my history be the epitome of 
Holier Than Thou n My Shit Don't Stink, 
Noses up Sit Down Pale Skin Lemme Louvres
smokin in his fam than samurais are in japan
So your genes pools get richer as your kingdom brings in dick 
from nether regions in the feudal system Chivalric manorism
so she's promised served as Exotic when they really need a Bard.. 
this hefer nefertiti ready 
spread my cheeks and pop this sphinx.....
 
 
Way up here my blood boils fast
cause sea level so low they lower than the rats
Wanna splash me? Try a tsunami, richeter 5 
try to bend me over yall need gonna the jaws of life (maryianna trench )
im at an altitude iconic as volcanic ash took out my clan
My upper body in ionosphere, my crotch dodges the ISS
get my heat from underneath me cause it rises up
pls my homeostatic sub Saharan desert storm be somthi' (else)
i lick the rings around uranus when Im on my tippy toes
and wipe my brow upon the moon n kick it to and fro  
I'm chem trails wen I cough 
I am litter bug when I floss
Hauk Tuah SUCKin dick be Smarter when You Straw
melting all your hearts 
when i sit down its whiplash for any head that stays attached
I exfoliate my skin to make him grin
cause when he caress me down im smoother than obsidian
I'm ahead the rest by 2steps cause my bones as long as redwood logs
My limbs grow thick ring by ring a hardcore hick,yall
To start though takes twice the torque cause when I stand up I gotta send out an alert to the airlines and the birds detroit rappers shrapnel 
rusty motors skuuurt skuurt
 
 
When I stand up, my veins pump blood faster than an Ethiopian like nerf guns 
super soaking in a race like Usain bolt 
winning gold place or show 
Gotta go slow... cuse of all the UFO's coo co birdy bird ever heard of vertigo?
What im saying is its 1 kick in shin, and its lights out man
Cause Im a riot to be around so like rittenhouse had to take me out 
as i fall i got curb stomped by a killer clown pig Chavinistic river dancing champ a soccer kicker ruder than the ALMS
And my head bones, yea they thick enough
to take your tusks up and out to lunch
 
But it aint a 1 man branch of anarchists anthem babe
I'm a trump tower
Like a 2 thousand man battallion brass marching band type of grand finale
to hand standings acrobatic circus men stacked carte blanche
Im a Ginormous Glamazion Heavy Heart and huuuuuuge fucking hands  
 
While the lower half the rest of me be down to earth as ever
in regular weeather got me changing shirts no matter if dick Goddard were to report the worst, if Maoism came to rule the earth
 I be steady monolith, more rock God can curse, 
I reach heights outta space but sun always stay my ACE
 in my view, arms up I reach heights most of yall can't even shoot
 buck shot even snuck up on, so I stoop, just so my
my eyes reflect upon your moon, and my lips spit  mist coming of the south pacific, opulence, my vision a million fish like a prism, my shine my light blinding acid trip delight
pearls snizz jizz gaked out crystal itis im the brightest BIZ its early xmas when I arrive
straight up my head top be the top knotch hiding spot even K9 proof my Amazonian Minnisotian Duluth size kinda lonely,  tell ya the truth 
 
 ain't no ice enough to bury these thigh cause my knees got tired and tried
 cause osgood-schlotter left my ligaments behind 
so they got torn from quick spurts faster than my tits burst, 
dicks been hard for me since birth, fast pervs, kids, creeps, anybody with eyes could see my skirt 
male teachers quit the district cause they knew they couldn't resist it 
the coaches met with the pto cause they wanted to let a 6 year old 
go triple on their jacket coats varsity before my cursive was learned,
hey had theyr eyes on me and al my "potential" 
cause I've been a beast since before my pretty seen
jailbait was my name and perverts broke thru via the gate
now my legs and story longer than the odyssey they farther than the eye can seent
and Im funny too, act like you know me
 My legs so long a giraffe could lick my asshole I get there twice as fast in haf the steps cause when I walk the earth BOOOM Blast off begin again fools thanks for the Compliement Lo Maign See what I can do.......
 
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Xmas Cheer

 59

“XMAS CHEER”

#10 Thematic, Raddest, Baddest

Holiday Cheer jingle bells in every ear this time of year

tinsel's thrown to and fro and red ribbon wreath upon our doors
Jolly Santa's on his way ho ho holloring from his sleigh,

nice and naughty kids alike,  wish for gifts and tried to write him

leave him treats overnight, hoping for morning surprise,

wrapped bowed and bagged tagged from the north pole  
family's in love is shown underneath the mistletoe

 thicker than the blanket of snow Christmas season spirit draw

 keeps us close shiny trees with gifts to give and to recieve

celebrate our savoir Christ's blessed be the holy king choirs sing

five golden rings children dream of Santa's reindeer fleet

red and green keeps us believing the true meaning of our feasting

is for Jesus may he keep lingering in our 

Thanksgiving Rhyme

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“THANKSGIVING RHYME”
#9 Thematic, Raddest, Baddest
after two long months, the pilgrims had enough.
They sailed their way to the usa in hopes of better stuff.
Survival sure was tough . They called it Plymouth rock, t
he natives called it home, the two worlds met and alliances were grown
the fields were sown and soon together gratitude was rightly known.
They feasted in November giving thanks for what was shown.
It was kindness it was grace how they welcomed the white race.
In A foreign land the puritans were starving for a taste.
By the grace of god the harvest was enough to give him praise,
they made themselves at home and surely flourished in the place
they learned the ways and soon enough the natives got out of the way.
Now we save a day for giving thanks for what was taken it was Abe
 who said each state would recognize the holiday, now we imitate that day
 with what we place upon the ta-ble like the turkey that they slay
and the pumpkin pie they made, yams and beets and other treats
this feast is dedicated to the slack the masses taste cause ladies always do the slayin'
 

Rifle Excitement

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“RIFLE EXCITEMENT”

#8 Thematic, Raddest, Baddest

The day I found the gun I held it in my hand

gripped so tight till my fingers lost their tan  

held it kept it close carried it upon my shoulders, nestled in between my breasts, I was a fan like a teen with a beiber poster

never wanna let it go even when I showed the bros

Next to me when i ate, buckled up on the interstate
when at night I lay to sleep still my heat be within reach
heavy weigh the instantaneous spray as a
 Hurst after bullets taken your breath we be shooting the shit but got my guard my metal arm and fist, plus its barrel so clean like tweet tweet marathoner take the streets, triggers say skeet skeet lead shower do excrete  ,

my side kick prosthetic limb my piece protects and also 

 so my arms forever free and at peace ... and at piece, yeah it was the piece

My rifle super righteous mightier than Titans Triton longer than a city pipe this piece so heavy it's

 

Peanuts Warm Up

Listen to Peanuts (warm-ups) on SoundCloud 

PEANUTS (warm-ups)

When Charlie Brown’s crowd heard about my fine crown, It was like Oh brother? Good friend, where art thou? And soon followed the sound of my funk like wha what For when the Peanuts came to be snoop was just a song/dog to me, good grief a sweat splash, n a lie and zigzag a fashion sense.

when the pee wee team practiced all the cats planned their attack on the pup but the bird was the word, at least to lucy and chuck; But when the wha wha was felt in my bones and hearts, guilt, I took shelter in the box tales n knelt nightly in prayer for who the next heiwould be from and where?  

When word of my swerve fell upon the nut-herd, this kid with the blues and a blanket was so frightened he was like wha wha and jumped under that thing so he could hide – Cause my style’s so funky, when it hit the crowd it was madness, man, that tattered thing levitated UP n –he-rode it out, Most the crew dispursed, from the advice of his sister Luce, she saw the whirl inside her cup of beef stew and knew it was I who was passing through, Sally began the beef, passed the flyer out on the street, Ms Peppermint turned to Charlie Brown and Rerun and the rest took to the moundtains,

in the grounds all over town, to the sandlot and to theyr houses, The kiddies got jitters when they red the paper’s scribbles, cause my curls gave them all creeps as they wrapped their fingers around the sheet, Franklin was like PEACE and Sprang away on a shiny key, He saw the colors and the bubbles from the get-go, this foam just ain’t tight enough to play on our field yo

Pig Pen was the first to recognize that my curve-ball was meaner than a lead shower than a bird flick and than a board of water banning the kid from school so he just sat nut to butt with his old man watching his stank circulating around his brain get wack fast as His rocks and smacked him in the face, dust and gravel bits which was rumbling on the street, He looked like beat feet when he really couldn’t hardly even breath,  but he heard the boom boom made a chatter between his teeth

When Shroeder read the stats of my super 8-track, he stood up n tried to tap himself into his inner jazz-man, his style was kinda fuzzy but he jammed upon his funny bone for his ol’ grand piano was junky, He may have looked dumb but it left the kid wailing, straight flailing his arms. nose getting kinda runny, the beating of his feet let the whole town know something was bubblin’, 

WHen word of my swerve fell upon the nut herd,this kid with the blues and a blanket was so frightened he was like wha wha wha and jumped under that thing so he could hide. 

My styles so funky when it hit the crowd, it was madness, man, all the sunday funnies cries were heard throughout the land,

 Patty cake hid inside snoops kitch en lil wood stock well he hollared from the top, he tweeted about the hazards that were coming from my knock, The woird weet weet was learned by the lines of A1PB, that tall yella one with dooohg said WHULL i better get to practice but his chick said Nah, last weeks papes ex-invited the royal highness, she won't be showin up, but Lucy could see it n even hear it whirl inside  her cup,

the air started swirling so pig pen was cool at first the dust came up the gravel made the kids go what the fuck, soon the kid was blind we smelled him double triple time, cause he couldn't get out from the sand lot di-amond tri-angle, Dust balls like bukkakke swung hit him in his balls n cock and he fell down, got covered in the soot and like she said the BIZNOTCH wouln't take no second look, for when a junkie kid 'd hit it and cash out she'd be livid, she'd get rid of the evidence, stick you knee deep in the soot schroder watch from the window but best beleive he was locked lost in thought, he tapped his foot inside an itchy sock, cause that blondie kid was all about the jazz the black and white thats red all over the week old ivorie keys from which came out his measures creep... He looked at the time said Sunday's ALLL MINE so the looming wrath, the masked nasty FAST raps of Princess Biznotch won't ever ever last she may drop she may flow but she'll never step on the pee=wees toes for whatever news she bring ain't nothing its all the same just a sannce a sense a deathly verbulating mess, a hip, nah, a hop upon and off her granite rock, underground TALK about the D, the 3 and the mmTTTSCHOCK

this kid Schoeder lined em up and tappen em on their little butts for he had practices on his tusks, his grand oversized ivory and blacks plus his back handed cupped slam that rammed upon his pee wee clan and piano for months, he told em tap their toes but all the funnies simply froze cause they got hit with a master pro who knew about the biznotch flow, This blond headed funky man told the crew to flex their calfs and hands for they have to prepare to dance cause he knoew about the jazz and wanted it back but princess b was s classic rapper n tap dancer, the stats read cats for last vist that she had, man on the mic said BAM! Batta-up time to show the crowd your stuff, either Grand Master Flash or Franklin with his Af-ro stickaa  Out of all the tee ball batters this kid surly had the most talen

When word of my swerve fell upon the nut-herd, Cause my styles so funky when it hit 'em it was madness man, all the sunday Funnies cries were heard throughout the land. When they read the papers scribbles the comic strip kid all got jitters, so they spread the skinny about the Biz as they bit their lips, scared shitless.

Charlie Brown tried to stand his ground so he waited on his pitchers mound, but when my epic sound hit town he was nowhere to be found.

The first to sense my incoming finesse was this dirty kid pigpen cause he noticed something different about the dust ball swirling around his head, the static from my knack and pizzazz was looming up from overhead so it started spinning so damn fast til you couldn't see the poor little man

This bitch Luce who had a booth tried to sooth the pee wee crew, cause they lined up asking wha wha wha she thought that they should do. The chick was broke and had a beef with anyone not from her street so she advised all the guys to practice funk and jazz and rhyme so they could battle when I arrived. no one knew the wiser so they paid the girl in dimes.

This chick Peppermint Patty hid inside Snoops coop to do some rapping, but Woodstock well he hollered from the top so snoop came back and kicked her out on her butt, cause she was a bratty boss and he was a catty dog, so the tomboy joined the troop who were cooped in a classroom. Marcie put on her glasses and said "Sir, welcome to the crew"

This kid from a different school Franklin's ancestral lineage had some zing cause he had dark brown skin so everybody turned to him to see what he could bring to the table 'n he said something about the Tower of Babel cause in his pocket was a bible so they all prayed for awhile but the fuss from all my gusto made his Afro blow up double so they shut the book fast and got back to planning their attack.

When Shroeder read the stats of my super phat 8 track he tried to tap himself into an inner jazz.man so he sat at his ivory and blacks and practiced till every finger tip was calloused out of all the tee ball batters this kid sure had the most talent,  but the challenge of the upcoming battle Still Wreaked havoc on the graphics so the team took advantage of the kids whose ancestral  lineage had something in it that made it most black ass who's skin with blackest  

Tennising

TENNISING

(Basic by RAZ-PRO)

leave your shoes at the back door, im sneakin in the past

I was a high class michigander tennis team champ

A country club racquet team private practice year round machine

nobody could surpass my talents, wins, beastly swing 

Sassy me thinking about the summer club moaning lessons

When that that damn ball  hit the jags and the Benzes next to the fence

 where games end fast cause of that champion named

 Amanda Hamlin she has got that back hand branding 

foreheads of boyfriends cause she's known to be a spaz

 play on grass, asphalt, clay, indoors or out-of-smash 

punches as your ass cause opponents spinning fast 

the secret the sacred game of tennis, pong, or catch

 is short spurts with much curve will make shots extra nasty

 aggressively expressing what your strain and swerve been guessing 

what combustion what excessive force can come to life minus the cussing

 cause you're struggling straight blaming busting assaulting the ball

 and your muscles comes troubling, flexing tight profile stance 

before the crying wailing tears as I crush the gravel 

torque slice strike that tennis ball with love MPH who the hell know

s but the grunt the grip the tennis shoe almost trip, 

when Amanda hit the ball it was like she was the let -

 the shockingsmiith kind of assist backs you way

 boomerang igniter sign said A O K but this is AMA N D A it MDMA ending? 

nay, not this chick strangling this handle bold looking for the rows

 of strings the bing the ping the Pringles sound the crunch 

from tight plastic strands so tight misadjusted makes a fuss

 kind of rusty or just a cluster fuck on call yellow bird of fuzzy dust,

 the trusty stunts mean musty and massive static if I’m not on till lunch

 watch out TEN ZIP SIX OH SIX OH Moms think I’m a bitch 

when I play thier kid doncha know, wanting me to give in 

but I’ll give in time cause my tits need a bit of rest and some air

 and I release the bend in my back and knees cause ill let the trees distract me

 from the rubber felt thing fleeing free for a game or three

 but I’m always back for victory I fly through finals in no time 

modestly refined fore I’m a player not a fighter only enemy gravity

 and yester-me shins calf’s core and arms, you see I’m a lifer

 with charm in thie peice OH CC bred clean forever 

US Dream a meme please PLAY ME !!!!

shoes at the back door track it back to the west representing the oak-land mass sass never surpassed even with a tennis racket jam spring sing when a blast that damn ball and hit the jags and the Benzes next to the fence where games end fast cause of that champion named Amanda Hamlin she has got that back hand branding foreheads of boyfriends cause she's known to be a spaz play on grass, asphalt, clay, indoors or out-of-smash punches as your ass cause opponents spinning fast the secret the sacred game of tennis, pong, or catch is short spurts with much curve will make shots extra nasty aggressively expressing what your strain and swerve been guessing what combustion what excessive force can come to life minus the cussing cause you're struggling straight blaming busting assaulting the ball and your muscles comes troubling, flexing tight profile stance before the crying wailing tears as I crush the gravel torque slice strike that tennis ball with love MPH who the hell knows but the grunt the grip the tennis shoe almost trip, when Amanda hit the ball it was like she was the let - the shockingsmiith kind of assist backs you way boomerang igniter sign said A O K but this is AMA N D A it MDMA ending? nay, not this chick strangling this handle bold looking for the rows of strings the bing the ping the Pringles sound the crunch from tight plastic strands so tight misadjusted makes a fuss kind of rusty or just a cluster fuck on call yellow bird of fuzzy dust, the trusty stunts mean musty and massive static if I’m not on till lunch watch out TEN ZIP SIX OH SIX OH Moms thing I’m a bitch doncha know, wanting me to give in but I’ll give is my tits a bit of rest and some air and I release the bend in my back and knees cause ill let the trees distract me from the rubber felt thing fleeing free for a game or three but I’m always back for victory I fly through finals in no time modestly refined fore I’m a player not a fighter only enemy gravity and yester-me shins calf’s core and arms, you see I’m a lifer with charm in thie peice OH CC bred clean forever US Dream a meme

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Olive Food So Much - A Rhyme With Friend Melissa

Olive food so much

My bean stalks be raisin up

Yo gurtrude! Throw a quarter on the scale

Ill take every flavor you sell

You see I ache for nutrients

I lose my vibe without my fiber

Which certainly does not promote my health or my style

My flavanoids are overjoyed whenever I indulge 

My recipes light the dull with secrets to fight the bulge

Lettuce drink to health and spice and serving meals with laughter

Pass the ginger, never miss the morning breakfast specials

Born outta the oven, my meals reflect my craft skills

Im like a scientist concocting ratios for real 

creating pears and apples 

cooking crap together till its a meal

Not I know you gotta lunch box,

so open it up and share, i heard you mom hooks it up

ain't no crust because she cares