Mc Sneakin' Snacks

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"MC SNEAKIN' SNACKS"

#1 Reign of Meh

 It's mc  sneakin snacks, in your kitchen after hours snatchin crumbs up off your counters battle raccoons for the scraps

you leftovers aint got a chance, cause without warning, i'm enjoying all 5 courses while you snoring

Your microwave i be employing 

And packed lunch im destroying

Tall Ass Tails

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"Tall Ass Tails"

#3 - Reign of Meh

Im a tall as fuck, lil chubby slutt

my daddy gave me long legs , my brother a upper cut

My BOmb rack achey back whoa I'm breaking necks

Thank christ my blue eyes my ma, ma(y) sassy ass

Cash my pride ousside, glutt(on) ride or die

but I'm too tall wu yall try to climb my heightsCause where my hips begin

A kids head cant comprehend

He can reach the legal drinking age, top shelf yeah OK 

But still way out of range if he tryna lick a babe 

The air is nice up here

Thinner than a hymen or red cunt hair !

Less pressure on my chest breasts be popin up and out my blouse 

Like kinky melons keeping men's milky dripping down his trou

No doubt my I'm fun like a birthday bounce house

shake and jiggle skin and sinning

Wet Lips whistling im a sirening come hither yeth bish

I'm a tall tale, white wale, Shakespeare, J Brashear , 
Thus Spake Francais, Dem sang Whoday, WHo?
I'm a real femme fatale, check your.pulse and pinch yourself, 
legends of the ridden mental case 8th Dimension space ragin Dame 
 
I'm taller than the deepest part of the atlantic deep 
I'd hit the pool with yall but the lifeguards panic
The hights i reach well let me see
my diving board sits between the ozone and himalayan peaks 
From the appalachian moonshine makers hideouts be my hollar
And at these alts the O2 be a shock and collar
twice the ventilation, half the molecules for taking
gotta train your respiration lest you in danger of fainting 
Sleeping on your breathing speed gets u dizzy or IQ dippin'
Clumsy ain'tt cute - 1 fell swoop , I mistep, 1 bloop, 
and im a cracker crumbling down twin tower
It's a shame to see  - A sorry sight my final breath 
ain't gonna  Raise a single hair Or scare a feral cat on crack
 Cause it's just an NFL Sunday night tackle  - A lil trip a slip on ice,
To the rest of yall - 10 times you fall down and a dozen you get up but for me ? It's a looooong way down
 
Cause I'm as tall as the [(PCO) road ]pacific coast highway be everlong
To hear you speak i gotta stop drop it low stoop to the ground
My posture top-notch n proper, priority Importance 
so open my throat in and out its a leanring curve no doubt
I smoke my lungs out but my diaphram my well (my god) (enough)
the life line light pulse the power to keep on keeping on
my ribcage weights upon my frame on me like a cast iron stake gate
im winded like a kokopelli loki shaman goblin, mate
out of breath when u this size, gravity a real force (a bitch)
like survivin' be a tough blood, Metabolic burn work 
im chubby but im loveley, fluffy big boned sports authority  
but that dont mean Im sloppy..wap .how FIT Ness
a long legged lady's lifelong nemesis - for as long as I belong to physic laws
i wanna body strong femur bone lean as a lemur tail be long
 but no gym rat or vain ass shallow Venus thirst ever, 
nah, my looks be the devil, catching lusts of innocents, a curse
 
my genes, my height my mighty FINE trite
Righteous white christ elitist believe me ! I beat the smight
Im NICE like my pool is cool with chu no dice
Top of Stalin's wishlist, Im hitler's top five
A couple hunned years of courtship, matching arms, debutant balls
girdle lady maiden dainty damsels in waiting
for suitors pre-approved packing family jewels 
boogies silver spoon heirloom fancy handles 
sets of master rooms my history be the epitome of 
Holier Than Thou n My Shit Don't Stink, 
Noses up Sit Down Pale Skin Lemme Louvres
smokin in his fam than samurais are in japan
So your genes pools get richer as your kingdom brings in dick 
from nether regions in the feudal system Chivalric manorism
so she's promised served as Exotic when they really need a Bard.. 
this hefer nefertiti ready 
spread my cheeks and pop this sphinx.....
 
 
Way up here my blood boils fast
cause sea level so low they lower than the rats
Wanna splash me? Try a tsunami, richeter 5 
try to bend me over yall need gonna the jaws of life (maryianna trench )
im at an altitude iconic as volcanic ash took out my clan
My upper body in ionosphere, my crotch dodges the ISS
get my heat from underneath me cause it rises up
pls my homeostatic sub Saharan desert storm be somthi' (else)
i lick the rings around uranus when Im on my tippy toes
and wipe my brow upon the moon n kick it to and fro  
I'm chem trails wen I cough 
I am litter bug when I floss
Hauk Tuah SUCKin dick be Smarter when You Straw
melting all your hearts 
when i sit down its whiplash for any head that stays attached
I exfoliate my skin to make him grin
cause when he caress me down im smoother than obsidian
I'm ahead the rest by 2steps cause my bones as long as redwood logs
My limbs grow thick ring by ring a hardcore hick,yall
To start though takes twice the torque cause when I stand up I gotta send out an alert to the airlines and the birds detroit rappers shrapnel 
rusty motors skuuurt skuurt
 
 
When I stand up, my veins pump blood faster than an Ethiopian like nerf guns 
super soaking in a race like Usain bolt 
winning gold place or show 
Gotta go slow... cuse of all the UFO's coo co birdy bird ever heard of vertigo?
What im saying is its 1 kick in shin, and its lights out man
Cause Im a riot to be around so like rittenhouse had to take me out 
as i fall i got curb stomped by a killer clown pig Chavinistic river dancing champ a soccer kicker ruder than the ALMS
And my head bones, yea they thick enough
to take your tusks up and out to lunch
 
But it aint a 1 man branch of anarchists anthem babe
I'm a trump tower
Like a 2 thousand man battallion brass marching band type of grand finale
to hand standings acrobatic circus men stacked carte blanche
Im a Ginormous Glamazion Heavy Heart and huuuuuuge fucking hands  
 
While the lower half the rest of me be down to earth as ever
in regular weeather got me changing shirts no matter if dick Goddard were to report the worst, if Maoism came to rule the earth
 I be steady monolith, more rock God can curse, 
I reach heights outta space but sun always stay my ACE
 in my view, arms up I reach heights most of yall can't even shoot
 buck shot even snuck up on, so I stoop, just so my
my eyes reflect upon your moon, and my lips spit  mist coming of the south pacific, opulence, my vision a million fish like a prism, my shine my light blinding acid trip delight
pearls snizz jizz gaked out crystal itis im the brightest BIZ its early xmas when I arrive
straight up my head top be the top knotch hiding spot even K9 proof my Amazonian Minnisotian Duluth size kinda lonely,  tell ya the truth 
 
 ain't no ice enough to bury these thigh cause my knees got tired and tried
 cause osgood-schlotter left my ligaments behind 
so they got torn from quick spurts faster than my tits burst, 
dicks been hard for me since birth, fast pervs, kids, creeps, anybody with eyes could see my skirt 
male teachers quit the district cause they knew they couldn't resist it 
the coaches met with the pto cause they wanted to let a 6 year old 
go triple on their jacket coats varsity before my cursive was learned,
hey had theyr eyes on me and al my "potential" 
cause I've been a beast since before my pretty seen
jailbait was my name and perverts broke thru via the gate
now my legs and story longer than the odyssey they farther than the eye can seent
and Im funny too, act like you know me
 My legs so long a giraffe could lick my asshole I get there twice as fast in haf the steps cause when I walk the earth BOOOM Blast off begin again fools thanks for the Compliement Lo Maign See what I can do.......
 
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Rifle Excitement

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“RIFLE EXCITEMENT”

#8 Thematic, Raddest, Baddest

The day I found the gun I held it in my hand

gripped so tight till my fingers lost their tan  

held it kept it close carried it upon my shoulders, nestled in between my breasts, I was a fan like a teen with a beiber poster

never wanna let it go even when I showed the bros

Next to me when i ate, buckled up on the interstate
when at night I lay to sleep still my heat be within reach
heavy weigh the instantaneous spray as a
 Hurst after bullets taken your breath we be shooting the shit but got my guard my metal arm and fist, plus its barrel so clean like tweet tweet marathoner take the streets, triggers say skeet skeet lead shower do excrete  ,

my side kick prosthetic limb my piece protects and also 

 so my arms forever free and at peace ... and at piece, yeah it was the piece

My rifle super righteous mightier than Titans Triton longer than a city pipe this piece so heavy it's

 

Tennising

TENNISING

(Basic by RAZ-PRO)

leave your shoes at the back door, im sneakin in the past

I was a high class michigander tennis team champ

A country club racquet team private practice year round machine

nobody could surpass my talents, wins, beastly swing 

Sassy me thinking about the summer club moaning lessons

When that that damn ball  hit the jags and the Benzes next to the fence

 where games end fast cause of that champion named

 Amanda Hamlin she has got that back hand branding 

foreheads of boyfriends cause she's known to be a spaz

 play on grass, asphalt, clay, indoors or out-of-smash 

punches as your ass cause opponents spinning fast 

the secret the sacred game of tennis, pong, or catch

 is short spurts with much curve will make shots extra nasty

 aggressively expressing what your strain and swerve been guessing 

what combustion what excessive force can come to life minus the cussing

 cause you're struggling straight blaming busting assaulting the ball

 and your muscles comes troubling, flexing tight profile stance 

before the crying wailing tears as I crush the gravel 

torque slice strike that tennis ball with love MPH who the hell know

s but the grunt the grip the tennis shoe almost trip, 

when Amanda hit the ball it was like she was the let -

 the shockingsmiith kind of assist backs you way

 boomerang igniter sign said A O K but this is AMA N D A it MDMA ending? 

nay, not this chick strangling this handle bold looking for the rows

 of strings the bing the ping the Pringles sound the crunch 

from tight plastic strands so tight misadjusted makes a fuss

 kind of rusty or just a cluster fuck on call yellow bird of fuzzy dust,

 the trusty stunts mean musty and massive static if I’m not on till lunch

 watch out TEN ZIP SIX OH SIX OH Moms think I’m a bitch 

when I play thier kid doncha know, wanting me to give in 

but I’ll give in time cause my tits need a bit of rest and some air

 and I release the bend in my back and knees cause ill let the trees distract me

 from the rubber felt thing fleeing free for a game or three

 but I’m always back for victory I fly through finals in no time 

modestly refined fore I’m a player not a fighter only enemy gravity

 and yester-me shins calf’s core and arms, you see I’m a lifer

 with charm in thie peice OH CC bred clean forever 

US Dream a meme please PLAY ME !!!!

shoes at the back door track it back to the west representing the oak-land mass sass never surpassed even with a tennis racket jam spring sing when a blast that damn ball and hit the jags and the Benzes next to the fence where games end fast cause of that champion named Amanda Hamlin she has got that back hand branding foreheads of boyfriends cause she's known to be a spaz play on grass, asphalt, clay, indoors or out-of-smash punches as your ass cause opponents spinning fast the secret the sacred game of tennis, pong, or catch is short spurts with much curve will make shots extra nasty aggressively expressing what your strain and swerve been guessing what combustion what excessive force can come to life minus the cussing cause you're struggling straight blaming busting assaulting the ball and your muscles comes troubling, flexing tight profile stance before the crying wailing tears as I crush the gravel torque slice strike that tennis ball with love MPH who the hell knows but the grunt the grip the tennis shoe almost trip, when Amanda hit the ball it was like she was the let - the shockingsmiith kind of assist backs you way boomerang igniter sign said A O K but this is AMA N D A it MDMA ending? nay, not this chick strangling this handle bold looking for the rows of strings the bing the ping the Pringles sound the crunch from tight plastic strands so tight misadjusted makes a fuss kind of rusty or just a cluster fuck on call yellow bird of fuzzy dust, the trusty stunts mean musty and massive static if I’m not on till lunch watch out TEN ZIP SIX OH SIX OH Moms thing I’m a bitch doncha know, wanting me to give in but I’ll give is my tits a bit of rest and some air and I release the bend in my back and knees cause ill let the trees distract me from the rubber felt thing fleeing free for a game or three but I’m always back for victory I fly through finals in no time modestly refined fore I’m a player not a fighter only enemy gravity and yester-me shins calf’s core and arms, you see I’m a lifer with charm in thie peice OH CC bred clean forever US Dream a meme

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Tresses of Trayvon

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 TRESSES OF TRAYVON

You see me in my hood,
but thats only cause my hair ain't dry yet,
still got another hour till this thang can come alive,
my mane is getting done but under a hood its hidden,
Cause these silky strans just need love and weather protection,
it takes finesse to get my messy mop of frizz snarl free and a lot of time to tame my do of ringlet wannabes,
 if you wonder what lurks its my beast getting worked,
but I was fixing for a cigarillo so I grabbed my purse,
 took a stroll to the corner store,
what up to the clerk, at first he thought the worst, n had to take a second look,
 like I was maybe gonna rob him but I was 

working on my bob
He  didnt know about the half done job under the cloth,
 little did he know I was primping just before,
Wasn't trying to run into anybody that I know,
I mean  I'm surely super fresh but I was dressed in ugly sweats,

My tangled head prevented me from presenting all my best,
But on my way home, well, little did I know,
About the man who sat in the window,
 between blinds spying on me,
But I'm as innocent and as infant,
As he gripped his glock,
My happy ass just kept walking down the sidewalk 

Cause you see me walking by and instantly I'm outta line cause its night time the moon is up and I be out so I guess I must be getting into something cuz nobody else be up for nothing at this time a night the only Stirring up be troubling

you're wondering what kinda laws that i'm defying and my long leg strides tell you I'm running from a crime, 

so what u some street team justice league master

neighborhood watch leader ? crime stoppin' thug blaster?

All-seeing cross-guard n' side-walk referee

Armchair window peeper, after hour peace keeper?

On the lookout for hoodlums in hoods who be up to no good,

On the watchout for thugs in Lugs who be out for blood

Got a keen eye on crooks and kids crossing through your yard 

Your fully loaded glock tightly gripped between your arms

Imagination's running wild when you see me, just a teen

Already got a lawyer to protect you from police

you see me walkin by, instantly im outta line

its nighttime the moon is up im out so i must

 be getting into something
cause nobody else be up for nothin

at this time of night the only thing stirring up be troubling

you're wondering, what s kinda law i be defying,

my long legs' strides tell you im running from a crime 

I've got my hoodie on and up so i'm terrifyin' ya

you're dreading what be in my pocket as your finger slides....
Zimmerman, and his racist sentiment,
Couldn't tell a homebound brown skinned kid from a criminal convict.

Cause what I was teaching for, was just a comb, you deplorable murderer - I never made it home.

Sex Routine - Eligh - All Breezy

SEX ROUTINE

All Breezy - Eligh

been a long time, you aint been pleased

I say you get back into a sex routine,

cause when you get that feeling, 

you know what's needed - 

Sex beast release that needs pleasing

Yeah its been a minute 

you need to really get it

you and he got a nice tight fitting

take it from the princess, dont forget 

sex do your body good

get it right quick

Yeah, it’s been a bit about to throw a fit,

Been so long since you had some dick

Rubbing on your… Just a little bit

Ready set nymph really need a visit

Yeah, it’s been a grip you’re about to flip

Gotta have passionate kisses on your tits

Wanna of your fix, but I was cigarettes

Libido stay in track one sessions are legit

been a long time, you aint been pleased

gotta get back that sex routine,

When you get that feeling you know what’s needed

‘tis the season to be sleazin

It’s been too long and it seem so wrong

You’re asking everybody wears that cock gone

Do you want to give it up but you’re not having luck

Got some Lovin ain’t no fucking

So yeah, it’s been tough poor lil cunt

Handcuffed to the bed alone now you’re stuck

You’re swallowing a load you didn’t get this to suck

since when did man pass on slut?

Yeah, you really miss it

Never should have kicked it

Because now you really need to dude to frisk it,

I’ll admit it I’m a freak a little bit

The corner tracks still just ain’t my shit

So it’s about time while you’re in your prime

To get a good fuck buddy or like  nine

Hit by a train gangs in the bang range

Wanna get nailed right by some strange

It’s been a long time you ain’t been pleased

But you gotta bring back that sex routine

gotta get it in, girl, you got needs

time to unleash your inner freak

you got nice jeans, mmhmm whats up

gotta find a man to tear it up

pussy ain't been free, unleash that beast,

Time for a real life fantasies 

so yeah its been awhile, since you were pleased

but you gotta bring back that sex routine

fill me up right with some birds and the bees

who's got the sex needs you and me

Born Against Her Will - Eligh - I Am Born

 BORN AGAINST HER WILL

Eligh - I Am Born

Shhh dare I say her name? My dead little sister got god damned

knock knock chair down at the door God's back

Shame on the man whomnever told her about the neck

now she's a stain upon my own in black ink   

Dare I say her soul ain't free? How dare me here still in hell she?  Shame, the news read, she was only 15

Now life was never fair but her suicide tears me apart,

from the inside out I'm paralyzed and all my thoughts

Dare I speak her name? I curse her in my prayers...

I'ma take that up with her myself for all I've had to bear  

Cuz now I'm left to wear this noose on my neck,

But I swear ill never drop it, u can't take it, s’all I got left

I’m cursed! suffering is mine, its true

not a lot can say they got the strength to take this confusion and pain

But I refuse to lose to this traumatic haunting monster

Influence my sister,  but forever I'll resist

This ring of sin, this villainous invasion

Taking reign upon my brain,  trying' to erase my sister's name?

Like a thorny crown, she's blood stain upon a gown, I try to get it out but the only hell that comes out... 

Revenge upon you little bitch how could you trust in such a prick this anti-Christ seductive lying piece of fibrous shit?

wistful, furious I’m listless – so the noose does gently sit,

Till the day I lose my grip

Darcy in my memories, picture frames, family trees

Left us more than grievances, sacrificial lamb of treason

Wishful thoughts of rest in peace, now we're taunted by the beast

leave me be, this noose forever be a wicked curse on me  

My sister under influence of weakened hope and chemic-illness

Her visions never were fulfilling, Longing for flawlessness 

Love and joy mysteries, peace out of reach

taunted by societies enforced belief systems was she

No trust in herself, but frustration far too much

She was stuck inside utopia dreaming of the dust,

Such a battle what a storm such a useless world in store,

for a girl without a prayer every windows just door.

staring straight into a dismal state of Self-hate and Mutilation

 till the bleeding numbed the pain and all sensation faded,

Under pressure underweight each friend more fake

talking behind her back on the race to heaven’s gate

race to heaven's gate,

You little whore, you little slut, you ugly fat disgusting fuck,

You only purge two times a day? Don't cut as deep as us?

Well... that just not enough. But, If you hate yourself enough,  and your shrink says you're fucked you,

You'll be popular like us, Soon well hate each other's guts!

thats the essence of our clique, get with us cause we're the shit, so my sister mixed with bitches without confidence or wishes,

Till a verbal slaughter worse than all their slitted wrists!

Oh how I miss my little sister, My Darcy Lynne...

Darcy in my memories, picture frames, family trees

Left us more than grievances, sacrificial lamb of treason

Wishful thoughts of rest in peace, now we're taunted by the beast

Away with you! You cursed noose, Forever its you I accuse!

Darcy in my memories, picture frames, family trees

Left us more than grievances, sacrificial lamb of treason

Wishful thoughts of rest in peace, now we're taunted by the beast

Leave me be or else the noose will be the last of me, 

Shhh dare I say her name? my dead little sister got god damned

knock knock chair down at the door God's back

Shame on the man whomnever told her bout the neck

now shes a stain upon my own in black ink   

Dare I say her soul aint free? How dare me here still in hell she?  Shame, the news read, she was only 15

Life ain't ever easy, pleasing, fair, or just - believe me,

this suicide's been measly torn me up and paralyzed me

from the inside out my self, mind, and thoughts are all beside me

Dare i say her name? I curse her in my prayers,

parsed scrutiny spared pursed lips burst and tear  

Cuz now I'm left to wear this noose on my neck,

But I swear ill never drop it, u cant take it, s’all I got left

I’m cursed! suffering is mine, its true

not a lot can say they got the strength to take this confusion and pain

But i refuse to lose to this relentless haunting monster

Influence my sister,  but forever I'll resist

This ring of sin, this villainious invasion,

this torturous atrocious taunting tormenting coerscion

This corrosive brain forsaken-shame this eroded focus taken reign, 

this pain struck heart strung praise remains unspoken 

from a throat, silent hope tryin' to cope, with this emotion

like a scar, sown proud, sharp spoken, thorny crown,

fresh blood drippin down upon a white satin gown,

I try to spit it out, but the sound is faint n faded brown,

I'm hellbent shouting out whatever words are found:

Revenge upon you little bitch how could you trust in such a prick this anti-christ seductive lying piece of fibrous shit?

wistful, furious I’m listless – so the noose does gently sit,

Til the day I lose my grip

Darcy in my memories, picture frames, family trees

Left us more than grievances, sacrificial lamb of treason

Wishful thoughts of rest in peace, now we're taunted by the beast

May it be in hell or heaven, her news a piece of me

My sister under influence of weakened hope and chemic-illness

Her visions never were fulfilling, Longing for flawlessness 

Love and joy mysteries, peace out of reach

taunted by societies enforced belief systems was she

No trust in herself, but frustration far too much

She was stuck inside utopia so dreams were of the dust,

Such a battle such a storm such a useless world in store,

for a girl without a prayer every windows just door.

staring straight into a dismal state of Self-hate and Mutilation

 till the bleeding numbed the pain and all sensation faded,

Under pressure underweight each friend more fake

talking behind her back on the race to heaven’s gate

Deceptive two-faced creatures no intelligence

Hate spake from the bitches lips she believed every bit

Inner critic soon to dominate her every little think

Imprisoned in her own skin her head echoed the disses

Till the ringing in her head as ugly as her slitted wrists

2Little whore little slut you ugly fat disgusting fuck

You only purge two times a day? And don’t cut deep as us?

Well that’s just not enough, But if you hate yourself enough

and youre shrink says you’re fucked up, You’ll be popular like us,

And soon we'll hate each other's guts

So my sister mixed with bitches without confidence or wishes

Till all her thoughts were just as messy as her slitted wrists

oh how i miss...

Soon we'll hate each other's guts, This concoction, this destruction,

Desolation and corruption, this ill befell upon my sis

till her final gift, asphyxiation. oh how i miss

Darcy in my memories, picture frames, family trees

Left us more than grievances, sacrificial lamb of treason

Wishful thoughts of rest in peace, now we're taunted by the beast

Leave me be or else the noose will be the last of me