GRAMMAR DAY IN AFFECT
Gotta know your grammar if you wanna write a stantza
Apostrophes please, when you're showing whose it beez
Or stick it in like a key where letters used to be
Its accentuating so we read the in the voice narrating
So Tell me which goes where and when
Well the rule has always been
If casting spells the H is dropped, cause witches got their lessons taught
Not from books but from warlocks, so they’re left out Heavens lock,
But the other spelling is not a curse, the H is replaced
This time to indicate that another option were the case
Choosing which is best, be a witch like from the westalso easter,
Its isn't math so grab your pen, learn these rules, i know you can,
Now lets explore deeper now: bout the colon
well its kreeps in after sentence incompletion
Fore what follows these two dots are more than happy faces thoughts
what belongs there, after all, a list or an assist
Like if a question were implied, a colon says: Get this!
A reply if the predicate clause left paws,
Not a comma, that be another grammar law,
Apostrophe on top but fallen down, a breathing spot,
Sure the comma's full of drama I cant wait to tell you bout iut
Because you kids might've forgot, we'll put back one of the dots
Grammar takes two eyes to see this semi-colon and where its tucked
To keep your sentences safe from a running on
The semi-colon breaks it up, Now 2 parts can get it done,
Suppose the first clause forgot its bra and needed support
The second clause then will need no direct object to sport,
First clause is the cause, the Second clause states effect,
To keep your readers right on track, the semi-colon must erect
You think that grammar is complex, but really its the thoughts expressed,
Even With a lexicon you're nothing much without syntax,,
If emphasis cannot be fed your readers starving for some sense
carve some class out of your pen with proper grammar, friends
If you made the punch and got a full sentence construct,
Don't just stop abrupt without punctuation stuff, punk
My hunch is that u need a dot, or period, as such,
That’s for the regular ones, many are not
But if the sound is extra loud, an exclamation point bound
When three dots end it off, an ellipse is what you got…
Now your dont have to even finish what you though
Uncertainty is sure to be a lot of what you got
Rouunded sign above a dot, a question marks the spot
Ask a reader, hit me back, reflect upon a thought,
without this mark your readers won't know who what where when or how it was you sought
Ask me how to spell? cause Words sounds dont always tell
Puzzled by two ways trouble three can make you crumble down
Grammar cookin' in the pot got the rules u need in stock
Join the huddle listen up and learn whatever you forgotr
Who dat in the kitchen? NAH its with WHOM am I speaking?
He or she, both need to eat but whomever will do the dishes?
The former or the latter? Well you thought it didn't matter,
I don't wanna repeat so i stick these dummies in for each
Referencing the nouns and replacing them with freaky sounds
Former always first and the ladder afterwards,
Not another curse, just a lesson in order here at Grammar school.
