Tryna Be A Man Da

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“Tryna Be A Man Da”

#12 Thus Spake Ill

 

Can I get an A for this dude trying to be a man

Da thats me can you keep up with these stanzas?

Ego straight bitch, I hugged myself into da clink got me poppin what they say black my lashes up a bit cause im back full attack this time brought my pack of cigs cause i aint no princess biznotch for the kids said my piece bout the neck now im reping where im at cause im underground for good but im sticking with the facts

Im a chick weak clique but im straped with rhymes for miles 

I was raised in the burbs, hip hop brought me smiles

took me out the picket fence, ima henchmen on the bend   

cause I call my daddy Wu when I feel i gotta vent

Emcees came and went, mentally in flames, I'm spent,

Sent on a death dash every fool who on the set

Wanna talk lead shower but they flows go sour

Cause beyond the surface top live a girl who got power

So heres your princess, simply distresslesss

You can shake me poke me rape me but I never will confess,Cause this chick god blessed with a love for mental festering,One day ill caress all you heads with messy things

Cause yeah I'm kinda goth with a buttress fully stocked,

While im strapped embedded locked in a Tabernacle box

Like a fox in a den except im hungry for the shocks

Take me out rent me PLEASE I got the pussy chicken pox

Wanna hop and skip your pulses make you ask ya dude what? 

Cause I Love this shit to pieces but not sure if you inoculated, yet, if you crew, if you hear with one or two, can you recognize game if I’m rocking me some blues?

Can’t subdue my endless chew out of these rappers in the stew cause I got a lot of flavor you can call me bouillon cube, NET worth: Lambourghini, Horsepower: Fettuccini, 

My torque dependent upon my vials from Houdini,

I fade in and out but i was made to get it out

I shout I rap Ill trap you and believe me Ill attack

After taking out your ribs im going straight for the calf,

One day this ill I got’ll spat upon the track, but for now I keep on cackling’ cause you still think Its an act

I used to lose it get confused when emcees spew clever cues,

Now im the same way I stick em just right where I choose

Im amanda kellah Hamlin, sent to end the damn parade

Here to set your float ablaze, Ill ruin anybody’s day

I’m a sinner please forgive me but my niche just needs a fix,

My pseudo-afro pick tell you I somewhat give a shit

I crave a taste of brave I'm the cool from out the cave

I'm a kiss on killahs graves guess how I praise the ones who ain’t been laid

your a little turned away so off with all your thoughts

I’m a little sharp spark pluggin straight into ya heart 

I'm the noose Im the dart Im the devil little nark

Im inertia, im the reincarnation and the start

My death wish bleeds like a bitch does from her knees

I never tease but damn how I can keep sleezes like a Super righteous sniper I bukkake by my Mic-holds, check my prose, then repeat, you swear to god how I disclose

In my mind like a samurai im a truely blesed emcee

You showed me code I held on tight through the doom and out the free,

Still rock in slow motion you get owned by my sticky tricks

The next side winder up dominatrix 

Shit gets risky when fools wanna roast my mind

like dietitions saying fist sized chicken cut'll get you right

Never slay but rule of thimble kinda nice

You ain't a head until you got mad plights trying to blind ya this hip hop plight like demons feeding mice

 provide flows by rhyme alone without context get you toast! If my tongues kinda tied ill la la la till the pen dies but when I’m outta tries, its t9ime to recognize.  

But never do I fade out; I keep it on track, 

I puff I pass to you be from my soul and not my ass 

Because I’m a little spacey while the rest are kind janky,

I expect your ass to thank me from tid-bits from my compilation, 

Smoke cigs in front of your kid, Pompous my main gig, 

I trump your game in skill but speed remains with those who stick with it, 

I ride it out I write it down I’m forever underground

Ima pass on dthis, said I when I shoulda wowed

brass tax straight up this shade of pink ain’t tough 

from this side of the court I rep the spot but you all are stuck, I'm a HUE-man, a white whore wit some poise, I swat at your flies for your cause my arms my only toy I chase beat shoot the shit and claim crime be on the rise just cause I can’t see nobody smiling wide outside my lion pride

 

Ode to Raz-Pro

 

My beat maker, my master mood savior, 

my go to foolproof mood protector frown corrector 

my daily vibe my stable mind my any day and night 

this rhyme i write a gift for my prize delight

 my metronome blessed - my guru muse my influence

my holy vibe my godly shine - my all caps raz pro delectable divine

righteous mighty MPC Mack daddy prodigy

Hes boss he’s keys he’s band he’s strings

My score my soundtrack writer all star oddessyziom

 the ping, the bass, the chime 

the snare the synth, the shine 

the xylophones the i dont know but 

His touch a mix of heaven bliss and ridiculous

so wholesome nourishing my soul, bustin timeless talent one of a kind 

Audio gold miner funky obscure sample finder 

museum artist prime matrix agent loft findings found you heart of gold 

he’s destination tokyo, illustration nuts and bolts, 

my scientist my wizard my merline 

my alien toe, my beach ball, 

south beach swazee, my fruity daily dose,

But like Maximus he’s my inner child crying like dude how’s you know, that one got me in my soul 

Your Melodie’s I praise - been a decade mountain king 

I wish that I could thank him better, 

cause he’s top shelf drank. Flank steak The Highest ranking most decorated All Star,

 general my Ray my god of war ship,

 my winner, my warmth, my provider, my Force, my Air my sky brightest constellation and horizon

Hes hightier ! My dream catcher , heart of jupiter, 

Far out but my maestro, serenader, my power my fire, my across the pond God

from his deck and off his plank the tracks he cranks like Angel falls, the Hydro 

He fuels my days my inner city tiles hes bank 

the DAMN that Generates my mellow matrix

chase oh I’m rich as fuck because this UK Saint !! He’s my favorite ever I tell a fucking deaf and dumb kid that RAZ PRO the best artist to have ever lived! 

Lucky me, basking endlessly for free,

His supremacy a delicacy, a portrait of nobility,

hes a gentleman, a beauty, a truly generous machine

my grimy pirate ass Coppped em all on p2p

over 80 albums of instrumentals he showed me who j dilla be, 

He made me a beat junkie, hip hop rapping queen

The chick with dope set on deck 

i kept slanging thinking ooh i was thug but nah, im a theif, 

sleeping in his labryrith, the hard stuff, an occassion 

A skank Rapping over fabulous batches of boom baps all caps tracks

Now i owe back my soul, im so endebted to this pro

Little do he know ive only begun to dig my shovel and unfold all his beloved instrumentals 

and ive hardly even touched the ones that he wrote

Thats right his raps are yet to be selected

i am saving those for when i can listen close to get to know him

So far his flows are the tightest ever and his lyrics are dope, so its safe to say i have decades more of him to devour

So raz god bless you your home your fam your lass 

I'm just a fan no not 

Pink Heaven

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"Pink Heaven"

Collab with Sean Day

  

Pink pink pink pinky promise me this,

One day you'll slip a little ring around my finger 

youll pay kush price bag, bag your self a lil dime 

by the end of the night, white gown fall down 

your bride said somethin' at the altar, boiut a vow...

bout a life devout 2 cars 1 house , but lil man, yeah yea

that aint what it about. This king's 1 dream for the rest of eternity

is the pink pink heaven, wet sleeve between her knees

that cleavage sure, exciting, tight ass yea inviting, but 

wholely Garden he water water rock hard throbbin since a child

its the pink, ladies , thats the WAP PUSSY Heaven Feminine mystique 

in case the kids were sleeping in or never got the dish

skin-deep, pbiz white bitch got u beat

so sweet, fucka uggly brother cause she that freak 

licked more peck than peter piper could have picked pickles

cause her pink 10 toes down her throat ten-fold most   

SOO Excuuuuuse Me, Mister , Riddle me this, sister

if my lips stick were caught upon a brothers tank,

No shade, can't throw notting, the THOT gona stain

No doubt, ME, i'm the  chain, en garde , PINK PINK

every dude around the bay be feigning for my tang

Just takes One taste, hes a GONE, rest in peace

this shade, this PINK, got wives losing sleep

this good throat put my bounty at a hundred G    

Staynd back cause my wetness from my lips kiss

reflect of the crescent moon to the south pacific

mist rising from the splashes of a million fishes 

its opulence its excellence its fuckin early christmas

Pink heaven, aint no body need no antidepressents

So good middle east gona get they own disney

 

Mc Sneakin' Snacks

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"MC SNEAKIN' SNACKS"

#1 Reign of Meh

 It's mc  sneakin snacks, in your kitchen after hours snatchin crumbs up off your counters battle raccoons for the scraps

you leftovers aint got a chance, cause without warning, i'm enjoying all 5 courses while you snoring

Your microwave i be employing 

And packed lunch im destroying