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Tryna Be A Man Da

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“Tryna Be A Man Da”

#12 Thus Spake Ill

 

Can I get an A for this dude trying to be a man

Da thats me can you keep up with these stanzas?

Ego straight bitch, I hugged myself into da clink got me poppin what they say black my lashes up a bit cause im back full attack this time brought my pack of cigs cause i aint no princess biznotch for the kids said my piece bout the neck now im reping where im at cause im underground for good but im sticking with the facts

Im a chick weak clique but im straped with rhymes for miles 

I was raised in the burbs, hip hop brought me smiles

took me out the picket fence, ima henchmen on the bend   

cause I call my daddy Wu when I feel i gotta vent

Emcees came and went, mentally in flames, I'm spent,

Sent on a death dash every fool who on the set

Wanna talk lead shower but they flows go sour

Cause beyond the surface top live a girl who got power

So heres your princess, simply distresslesss

You can shake me poke me rape me but I never will confess,Cause this chick god blessed with a love for mental festering,One day ill caress all you heads with messy things

Cause yeah I'm kinda goth with a buttress fully stocked,

While im strapped embedded locked in a Tabernacle box

Like a fox in a den except im hungry for the shocks

Take me out rent me PLEASE I got the pussy chicken pox

Wanna hop and skip your pulses make you ask ya dude what? 

Cause I Love this shit to pieces but not sure if you inoculated, yet, if you crew, if you hear with one or two, can you recognize game if I’m rocking me some blues?

Can’t subdue my endless chew out of these rappers in the stew cause I got a lot of flavor you can call me bouillon cube, NET worth: Lambourghini, Horsepower: Fettuccini, 

My torque dependent upon my vials from Houdini,

I fade in and out but i was made to get it out

I shout I rap Ill trap you and believe me Ill attack

After taking out your ribs im going straight for the calf,

One day this ill I got’ll spat upon the track, but for now I keep on cackling’ cause you still think Its an act

I used to lose it get confused when emcees spew clever cues,

Now im the same way I stick em just right where I choose

Im amanda kellah Hamlin, sent to end the damn parade

Here to set your float ablaze, Ill ruin anybody’s day

I’m a sinner please forgive me but my niche just needs a fix,

My pseudo-afro pick tell you I somewhat give a shit

I crave a taste of brave I'm the cool from out the cave

I'm a kiss on killahs graves guess how I praise the ones who ain’t been laid

your a little turned away so off with all your thoughts

I’m a little sharp spark pluggin straight into ya heart 

I'm the noose Im the dart Im the devil little nark

Im inertia, im the reincarnation and the start

My death wish bleeds like a bitch does from her knees

I never tease but damn how I can keep sleezes like a Super righteous sniper I bukkake by my Mic-holds, check my prose, then repeat, you swear to god how I disclose

In my mind like a samurai im a truely blesed emcee

You showed me code I held on tight through the doom and out the free,

Still rock in slow motion you get owned by my sticky tricks

The next side winder up dominatrix 

Shit gets risky when fools wanna roast my mind

like dietitions saying fist sized chicken cut'll get you right

Never slay but rule of thimble kinda nice

You ain't a head until you got mad plights trying to blind ya this hip hop plight like demons feeding mice

 provide flows by rhyme alone without context get you toast! If my tongues kinda tied ill la la la till the pen dies but when I’m outta tries, its t9ime to recognize.  

But never do I fade out; I keep it on track, 

I puff I pass to you be from my soul and not my ass 

Because I’m a little spacey while the rest are kind janky,

I expect your ass to thank me from tid-bits from my compilation, 

Smoke cigs in front of your kid, Pompous my main gig, 

I trump your game in skill but speed remains with those who stick with it, 

I ride it out I write it down I’m forever underground

Ima pass on dthis, said I when I shoulda wowed

brass tax straight up this shade of pink ain’t tough 

from this side of the court I rep the spot but you all are stuck, I'm a HUE-man, a white whore wit some poise, I swat at your flies for your cause my arms my only toy I chase beat shoot the shit and claim crime be on the rise just cause I can’t see nobody smiling wide outside my lion pride

 

Ode to Raz-Pro

 

My beat maker, my master mood savior, 

my go to foolproof mood protector frown corrector 

my daily vibe my stable mind my any day and night 

this rhyme i write a gift for my prize delight

 my metronome blessed - my guru muse my influence

my holy vibe my godly shine - my all caps raz pro delectable divine

righteous mighty MPC Mack daddy prodigy

Hes boss he’s keys he’s band he’s strings

My score my soundtrack writer all star oddessyziom

 the ping, the bass, the chime 

the snare the synth, the shine 

the xylophones the i dont know but 

His touch a mix of heaven bliss and ridiculous

so wholesome nourishing my soul, bustin timeless talent one of a kind 

Audio gold miner funky obscure sample finder 

museum artist prime matrix agent loft findings found you heart of gold 

he’s destination tokyo, illustration nuts and bolts, 

my scientist my wizard my merline 

my alien toe, my beach ball, 

south beach swazee, my fruity daily dose,

But like Maximus he’s my inner child crying like dude how’s you know, that one got me in my soul 

Your Melodie’s I praise - been a decade mountain king 

I wish that I could thank him better, 

cause he’s top shelf drank. Flank steak The Highest ranking most decorated All Star,

 general my Ray my god of war ship,

 my winner, my warmth, my provider, my Force, my Air my sky brightest constellation and horizon

Hes hightier ! My dream catcher , heart of jupiter, 

Far out but my maestro, serenader, my power my fire, my across the pond God

from his deck and off his plank the tracks he cranks like Angel falls, the Hydro 

He fuels my days my inner city tiles hes bank 

the DAMN that Generates my mellow matrix

chase oh I’m rich as fuck because this UK Saint !! He’s my favorite ever I tell a fucking deaf and dumb kid that RAZ PRO the best artist to have ever lived! 

Lucky me, basking endlessly for free,

His supremacy a delicacy, a portrait of nobility,

hes a gentleman, a beauty, a truly generous machine

my grimy pirate ass Coppped em all on p2p

over 80 albums of instrumentals he showed me who j dilla be, 

He made me a beat junkie, hip hop rapping queen

The chick with dope set on deck 

i kept slanging thinking ooh i was thug but nah, im a theif, 

sleeping in his labryrith, the hard stuff, an occassion 

A skank Rapping over fabulous batches of boom baps all caps tracks

Now i owe back my soul, im so endebted to this pro

Little do he know ive only begun to dig my shovel and unfold all his beloved instrumentals 

and ive hardly even touched the ones that he wrote

Thats right his raps are yet to be selected

i am saving those for when i can listen close to get to know him

So far his flows are the tightest ever and his lyrics are dope, so its safe to say i have decades more of him to devour

So raz god bless you your home your fam your lass 

I'm just a fan no not 

Mc Sneakin' Snacks

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"MC SNEAKIN' SNACKS"

#1 Reign of Meh

 It's mc  sneakin snacks, in your kitchen after hours snatchin crumbs up off your counters battle raccoons for the scraps

you leftovers aint got a chance, cause without warning, i'm enjoying all 5 courses while you snoring

Your microwave i be employing 

And packed lunch im destroying

Tall Ass Tails

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"Tall Ass Tails"

#3 - Reign of Meh

Im a tall as fuck, lil chubby slutt

my daddy gave me long legs , my brother a upper cut

My BOmb rack achey back whoa I'm breaking necks

Thank christ my blue eyes my ma, ma(y) sassy ass

Cash my pride ousside, glutt(on) ride or die

but I'm too tall wu yall try to climb my heightsCause where my hips begin

A kids head cant comprehend

He can reach the legal drinking age, top shelf yeah OK 

But still way out of range if he tryna lick a babe 

The air is nice up here

Thinner than a hymen or red cunt hair !

Less pressure on my chest breasts be popin up and out my blouse 

Like kinky melons keeping men's milky dripping down his trou

No doubt my I'm fun like a birthday bounce house

shake and jiggle skin and sinning

Wet Lips whistling im a sirening come hither yeth bish

I'm a tall tale, white wale, Shakespeare, J Brashear , 
Thus Spake Francais, Dem sang Whoday, WHo?
I'm a real femme fatale, check your.pulse and pinch yourself, 
legends of the ridden mental case 8th Dimension space ragin Dame 
 
I'm taller than the deepest part of the atlantic deep 
I'd hit the pool with yall but the lifeguards panic
The hights i reach well let me see
my diving board sits between the ozone and himalayan peaks 
From the appalachian moonshine makers hideouts be my hollar
And at these alts the O2 be a shock and collar
twice the ventilation, half the molecules for taking
gotta train your respiration lest you in danger of fainting 
Sleeping on your breathing speed gets u dizzy or IQ dippin'
Clumsy ain'tt cute - 1 fell swoop , I mistep, 1 bloop, 
and im a cracker crumbling down twin tower
It's a shame to see  - A sorry sight my final breath 
ain't gonna  Raise a single hair Or scare a feral cat on crack
 Cause it's just an NFL Sunday night tackle  - A lil trip a slip on ice,
To the rest of yall - 10 times you fall down and a dozen you get up but for me ? It's a looooong way down
 
Cause I'm as tall as the [(PCO) road ]pacific coast highway be everlong
To hear you speak i gotta stop drop it low stoop to the ground
My posture top-notch n proper, priority Importance 
so open my throat in and out its a leanring curve no doubt
I smoke my lungs out but my diaphram my well (my god) (enough)
the life line light pulse the power to keep on keeping on
my ribcage weights upon my frame on me like a cast iron stake gate
im winded like a kokopelli loki shaman goblin, mate
out of breath when u this size, gravity a real force (a bitch)
like survivin' be a tough blood, Metabolic burn work 
im chubby but im loveley, fluffy big boned sports authority  
but that dont mean Im sloppy..wap .how FIT Ness
a long legged lady's lifelong nemesis - for as long as I belong to physic laws
i wanna body strong femur bone lean as a lemur tail be long
 but no gym rat or vain ass shallow Venus thirst ever, 
nah, my looks be the devil, catching lusts of innocents, a curse
 
my genes, my height my mighty FINE trite
Righteous white christ elitist believe me ! I beat the smight
Im NICE like my pool is cool with chu no dice
Top of Stalin's wishlist, Im hitler's top five
A couple hunned years of courtship, matching arms, debutant balls
girdle lady maiden dainty damsels in waiting
for suitors pre-approved packing family jewels 
boogies silver spoon heirloom fancy handles 
sets of master rooms my history be the epitome of 
Holier Than Thou n My Shit Don't Stink, 
Noses up Sit Down Pale Skin Lemme Louvres
smokin in his fam than samurais are in japan
So your genes pools get richer as your kingdom brings in dick 
from nether regions in the feudal system Chivalric manorism
so she's promised served as Exotic when they really need a Bard.. 
this hefer nefertiti ready 
spread my cheeks and pop this sphinx.....
 
 
Way up here my blood boils fast
cause sea level so low they lower than the rats
Wanna splash me? Try a tsunami, richeter 5 
try to bend me over yall need gonna the jaws of life (maryianna trench )
im at an altitude iconic as volcanic ash took out my clan
My upper body in ionosphere, my crotch dodges the ISS
get my heat from underneath me cause it rises up
pls my homeostatic sub Saharan desert storm be somthi' (else)
i lick the rings around uranus when Im on my tippy toes
and wipe my brow upon the moon n kick it to and fro  
I'm chem trails wen I cough 
I am litter bug when I floss
Hauk Tuah SUCKin dick be Smarter when You Straw
melting all your hearts 
when i sit down its whiplash for any head that stays attached
I exfoliate my skin to make him grin
cause when he caress me down im smoother than obsidian
I'm ahead the rest by 2steps cause my bones as long as redwood logs
My limbs grow thick ring by ring a hardcore hick,yall
To start though takes twice the torque cause when I stand up I gotta send out an alert to the airlines and the birds detroit rappers shrapnel 
rusty motors skuuurt skuurt
 
 
When I stand up, my veins pump blood faster than an Ethiopian like nerf guns 
super soaking in a race like Usain bolt 
winning gold place or show 
Gotta go slow... cuse of all the UFO's coo co birdy bird ever heard of vertigo?
What im saying is its 1 kick in shin, and its lights out man
Cause Im a riot to be around so like rittenhouse had to take me out 
as i fall i got curb stomped by a killer clown pig Chavinistic river dancing champ a soccer kicker ruder than the ALMS
And my head bones, yea they thick enough
to take your tusks up and out to lunch
 
But it aint a 1 man branch of anarchists anthem babe
I'm a trump tower
Like a 2 thousand man battallion brass marching band type of grand finale
to hand standings acrobatic circus men stacked carte blanche
Im a Ginormous Glamazion Heavy Heart and huuuuuuge fucking hands  
 
While the lower half the rest of me be down to earth as ever
in regular weeather got me changing shirts no matter if dick Goddard were to report the worst, if Maoism came to rule the earth
 I be steady monolith, more rock God can curse, 
I reach heights outta space but sun always stay my ACE
 in my view, arms up I reach heights most of yall can't even shoot
 buck shot even snuck up on, so I stoop, just so my
my eyes reflect upon your moon, and my lips spit  mist coming of the south pacific, opulence, my vision a million fish like a prism, my shine my light blinding acid trip delight
pearls snizz jizz gaked out crystal itis im the brightest BIZ its early xmas when I arrive
straight up my head top be the top knotch hiding spot even K9 proof my Amazonian Minnisotian Duluth size kinda lonely,  tell ya the truth 
 
 ain't no ice enough to bury these thigh cause my knees got tired and tried
 cause osgood-schlotter left my ligaments behind 
so they got torn from quick spurts faster than my tits burst, 
dicks been hard for me since birth, fast pervs, kids, creeps, anybody with eyes could see my skirt 
male teachers quit the district cause they knew they couldn't resist it 
the coaches met with the pto cause they wanted to let a 6 year old 
go triple on their jacket coats varsity before my cursive was learned,
hey had theyr eyes on me and al my "potential" 
cause I've been a beast since before my pretty seen
jailbait was my name and perverts broke thru via the gate
now my legs and story longer than the odyssey they farther than the eye can seent
and Im funny too, act like you know me
 My legs so long a giraffe could lick my asshole I get there twice as fast in haf the steps cause when I walk the earth BOOOM Blast off begin again fools thanks for the Compliement Lo Maign See what I can do.......
 
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